Kitten Protector Gifts

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Child protects planet with umbrella.

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy."

Fox and a little girl hiding from the rest of the hunt.

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

'I'm sorry young lady, but you're not old enough to be free range!'

'Since the North Pole melted and we had to migrate south our camouflage stinks!'

'What a lot of fuss, fancy being afraid of an 'itsy-bitsy' little mouse like this!'

Orange Bengal Tiger

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

She envied her sometimes - all footloose and feline-free.

"Ralphie, no! Not on my Kindle!"

Fight against theft of endangered species

'Be careful, I hear he kills cats.'

'She thinks of them as her children...'

"...if you don't come on out of there, I'll call the RSPCA."

'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'

"Give it to me straight. Am I on the endangered list?"

Protection animals

'Dad, there's a whaler under my bed!'

Cat coming out of a maternity ward.

"At least we don't have to worry about intruders now we have a dog."

"We're not getting a dog because I don't invest in non-profit ventures."