Kitten Protector Prints

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

Child protects planet with umbrella.

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy."

Fox and a little girl hiding from the rest of the hunt.

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

'I'm sorry young lady, but you're not old enough to be free range!'

'Since the North Pole melted and we had to migrate south our camouflage stinks!'

Cat plays a golf shot from a litter box.

'What a lot of fuss, fancy being afraid of an 'itsy-bitsy' little mouse like this!'

Orange Bengal Tiger

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'

She envied her sometimes - all footloose and feline-free.

"...if you don't come on out of there, I'll call the RSPCA."

Fight against theft of endangered species

'She thinks of them as her children...'

'Be careful, I hear he kills cats.'

"Ralphie, no! Not on my Kindle!"

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

"Give it to me straight. Am I on the endangered list?"

"We're not getting a dog because I don't invest in non-profit ventures."

Cat coming out of a maternity ward.

"Being from a protected species is no free pass for bullying! Stop charging at everything that moves!"

"At least we don't have to worry about intruders now we have a dog."

Protection animals