Furry Protector Gifts

'. . . I marked this territory a month ago!'

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"Smokey The Tree"

The Golfing Accident

No Soliciting

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

"Don't even think about it."

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

"I brought cocoa."

The melting polar ice caps

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

Raining Leaves.

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

"These are the environmentalists who set the Amazon forest on fire!"

"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy."

Fox and a little girl hiding from the rest of the hunt.

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

"That's just not the real me."

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."