Furry Protector Pillows

'. . . I marked this territory a month ago!'

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"Smokey The Tree"

The Golfing Accident

No Soliciting

"Don't even think about it."

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

"I brought cocoa."

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

The melting polar ice caps

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

"These are the environmentalists who set the Amazon forest on fire!"

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

Raining Leaves.

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy."

Fox and a little girl hiding from the rest of the hunt.

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

"That's just not the real me."

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."