Canine Protector Pillows

"Yes, he's my best friend, and it has been the case since puppy-school, so watch what you're saying!"

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

No Soliciting

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

"Don't even think about it."

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

A Change of Scene.

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy."

Fox and a little girl hiding from the rest of the hunt.

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

"That's just not the real me."

'Since the North Pole melted and we had to migrate south our camouflage stinks!'

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

'You're leaving if I'm going to inject him?...

"Someday, my son, that will mean you."

Dog being carried off by ducks.

Orange Bengal Tiger

'I'm a guard dog too.'

'Fish store' 'All our products are dolphin-safe, whale-safe, turtle-safe, seahorse-safe.'

"Humans destroy our natural habitat and then say we're an invasive species."

"Is your dog friendly?!"

'Have you seen little Spotty?'

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'