Canine Protector Gifts

"Yes, he's my best friend, and it has been the case since puppy-school, so watch what you're saying!"

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

No Soliciting

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

"Don't even think about it."

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

A Change of Scene.

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy."

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

Fox and a little girl hiding from the rest of the hunt.

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

"That's just not the real me."

'Since the North Pole melted and we had to migrate south our camouflage stinks!'

'You're leaving if I'm going to inject him?...

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

Dog being carried off by ducks.

"Someday, my son, that will mean you."

Orange Bengal Tiger

'I'm a guard dog too.'

"Is your dog friendly?!"

'Fish store' 'All our products are dolphin-safe, whale-safe, turtle-safe, seahorse-safe.'

'Have you seen little Spotty?'

"Humans destroy our natural habitat and then say we're an invasive species."

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."