Cat Sofa Defender T-Shirts

"Thanks. I feel much better now."

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

"In other news a new study indicates dogs are still better than cats."

"Honey! He's breached the recliner! I repeat, the puppy has breached my La-Z-Boy!!"

"Brutus! Attack with reasonable force!"

'What a lot of fuss, fancy being afraid of an 'itsy-bitsy' little mouse like this!'

'How long did you try before calling?'

'Having him declawed was a total was a total waste of money.'

"Squeeze a monkey! They've only gone and taken all the blanket again!"

"Bloody cold-callers - I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind. . .!!"

We all have our jobs to do here --- You guard against burglars and I'm the food critic.

Fish with Shield

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

'I hear a burglar downstairs, the poor fool.'

"You'd like a second opinion? Okay, I think you should stay off the furniture too."

'You''ll just have to accept the fact that they're more concerned with their furniture than with you.'

"It doesn't matter. They give us the same food no matter where we are."

'Remember the good old days when he wasn't allowed on the furniture?'

'I used to wrap the couch in plastic, but this is better.'

Man with fly swat - Let the games begin.

'Telling him he was going to be declawed was a bad idea. He decided to go out with a bang.'

The Moth Menace.

Couch on stilts so cats can't scratch it

"...P.S. Stay off the furniture!"

How do you keep cats out of your garden? I catch the little sneaks

"My husband has a thing about double glazing salesmen."

'I don't care how smart he is, he's not allowed on the furniture!'

"...I'll just take the day off."

Not complaining, but when do you think your cats will be done sleeping on the furniture?

'IN my fantasy league, we're not allowed to pick players from teams named after cats.'

"Enough of this. Let's go shred a sofa."