Feline Furniture Protector T-Shirts

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy."

Fox and a little girl hiding from the rest of the hunt.

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

"Honey! He's breached the recliner! I repeat, the puppy has breached my La-Z-Boy!!"

'Since the North Pole melted and we had to migrate south our camouflage stinks!'

Orange Bengal Tiger

'Having him declawed was a total was a total waste of money.'

A Cat becomes the victim of a broken spring in an armchair.

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'

Fight against theft of endangered species

"...if you don't come on out of there, I'll call the RSPCA."

"Ralphie, no! Not on my Kindle!"

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

'Be careful, I hear he kills cats.'

"Give it to me straight. Am I on the endangered list?"

"You'd like a second opinion? Okay, I think you should stay off the furniture too."

"Being from a protected species is no free pass for bullying! Stop charging at everything that moves!"

"We're not getting a dog because I don't invest in non-profit ventures."

'Jeckers, when I was a student we commonly at poultry...

Never wanting to harm any creature, the Buchanans outfitted their car with the hydraulic Critter Clearance System.

"At least we don't have to worry about intruders now we have a dog."

Protection animals

'Remember the good old days when he wasn't allowed on the furniture?'

'You''ll just have to accept the fact that they're more concerned with their furniture than with you.'

"Hang in there! The polar ice cap is melting."