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'The answer is still no. I'm not interested!'

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

No Soliciting

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

"Don't even think about it."

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy."

Fox and a little girl hiding from the rest of the hunt.

"That's just not the real me."

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

'Since the North Pole melted and we had to migrate south our camouflage stinks!'

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

'I'm sorry young lady, but you're not old enough to be free range!'

"Someday, my son, that will mean you."

Orange Bengal Tiger

'I'm a guard dog too.'

"Is your dog friendly?!"

'Have you seen little Spotty?'

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

Save me versus Feed me.

Fight against theft of endangered species

"...if you don't come on out of there, I'll call the RSPCA."

"Ralphie, no! Not on my Kindle!"

'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'

'Be careful, I hear he kills cats.'