Parrot Protector Gifts

The cat got his owner's tongue, and is letting him know why.

'Sucker.'

'Now do you see why building a wooden cage for the bird is a bad idea?'

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"When is my next parole hearing?"

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

The Golfing Accident

No Soliciting

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

"Don't even think about it."

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

The melting polar ice caps

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

"These are the environmentalists who set the Amazon forest on fire!"

he used to belong to a cartoonist

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy."

Fox and a little girl hiding from the rest of the hunt.

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

"That's just not the real me."

'Since the North Pole melted and we had to migrate south our camouflage stinks!'