Parrot Keeper Gifts

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

'You know too much!'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

A little bird told me...

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

"Best project manager we ever had."

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

Polly, want a cracker, but Polly need a glass of wine.

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Marcel Marceau's parrot

"He'll only talk when his lawyer's present."

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

'May I speak to you alone, Cap'n?'

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

This historic alpine hut has stood here among the native beech trees for over a century, and may stand for another, often unoccupied by always watched over by that ever playful mountain parrot, the Kea.

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

Sorry, I thought you said you wanted to see 'Parrot Normal Activity'

Pirates

"Service."

"Repeat after me..."

'Oi, call the fire brigade, my foot's stuck.'

'How come I always get the shoulder with the parrot?'

"Well, maybe you want crackers Mum, but frankly, given the choice, I would prefer chocolate cake..."

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."

'You know, our health plan doesn't cover dental.'