Parrot Keeper Pillows

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

'You know too much!'

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

A little bird told me...

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"Best project manager we ever had."

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Marcel Marceau's parrot

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

'May I speak to you alone, Cap'n?'

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

"Well, maybe you want crackers Mum, but frankly, given the choice, I would prefer chocolate cake..."

'Oi, call the fire brigade, my foot's stuck.'

'How come I always get the shoulder with the parrot?'

"Service."

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

Pirates

Sorry, I thought you said you wanted to see 'Parrot Normal Activity'

"Repeat after me..."

This historic alpine hut has stood here among the native beech trees for over a century, and may stand for another, often unoccupied by always watched over by that ever playful mountain parrot, the Kea.

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."

'You know, our health plan doesn't cover dental.'

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'