Quirky Parrot Keepers Gifts

'I don't feel like there is anything to sing about.'

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

'You know too much!'

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

A little bird told me...

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

"Best project manager we ever had."

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Marcel Marceau's parrot

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

Pirates

"Service."

"Repeat after me..."

"How many letters can you read?"

"Well, maybe you want crackers Mum, but frankly, given the choice, I would prefer chocolate cake..."

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

'Oi, call the fire brigade, my foot's stuck.'

Sorry, I thought you said you wanted to see 'Parrot Normal Activity'

'How come I always get the shoulder with the parrot?'

This historic alpine hut has stood here among the native beech trees for over a century, and may stand for another, often unoccupied by always watched over by that ever playful mountain parrot, the Kea.

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."

'You know, our health plan doesn't cover dental.'

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'