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'I don't feel like there is anything to sing about.'

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

'You know too much!'

A little bird told me...

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

"Best project manager we ever had."

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

Polly, want a cracker, but Polly need a glass of wine.

Marcel Marceau's parrot

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

"How many letters can you read?"

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

'How come I always get the shoulder with the parrot?'

This historic alpine hut has stood here among the native beech trees for over a century, and may stand for another, often unoccupied by always watched over by that ever playful mountain parrot, the Kea.

Sorry, I thought you said you wanted to see 'Parrot Normal Activity'

"Well, maybe you want crackers Mum, but frankly, given the choice, I would prefer chocolate cake..."

"Service."

"Repeat after me..."

Pirates

'Oi, call the fire brigade, my foot's stuck.'

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."

'You know, our health plan doesn't cover dental.'