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'If birds reproduce by laying eggs, what's this BIRDSEED stuff all about?'

"Foster failure"

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

'You know too much!'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

"She's a miniature."

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

'They sure have small litters.'

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

'You reek of crackers.'

'May I speak to you alone, Cap'n?'

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'Where did the little bird go?'

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."

'You know, our health plan doesn't cover dental.'

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

"Your dinner's on the table and yours is under the table."

"Remember - you have sharp teeth and claws, but he has sarcasm."

'In ancient Egypt, cats were treated like gods and in this house, it's pretty much the same: Come in friend...'

Finance piracy

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