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'So! You're still watching those talk shows after I told you to stop!'

He can't actually talk, but he's a terrific listener!

'Take your eye patch and that stupid parrot and your wooden leg and get out.'

'C'mon, c'mon -- let's see the foldout!'

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

'You know too much!'

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

A little bird told me...

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"Best project manager we ever had."

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Marcel Marceau's parrot

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."