Parrot Companion Pillows

'So! You're still watching those talk shows after I told you to stop!'

He can't actually talk, but he's a terrific listener!

'Take your eye patch and that stupid parrot and your wooden leg and get out.'

'C'mon, c'mon -- let's see the foldout!'

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"When is my next parole hearing?"

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

'You know too much!'

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

A little bird told me...

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

Why would birdie need newspaper?

"Best project manager we ever had."

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

Polly, want a cracker, but Polly need a glass of wine.

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'