Say that again and I'll get you stuffed!
Quirky Bird Keeper Gifts
Looking for a gift for your quirky bird keeper friend or family member? Dive into our collection of playful, creative items that capture their love for avian adventures. From amusing mugs to vibrant prints, find something that speaks to their feathered fascination and sense of humor, making their bird-watching moments even more special.
"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."
Larry's used art
Seagiraffes
"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."
Gardener clipping topiary stairs
'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'
"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"
"Will you have a Sphinx?"
Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.
Raincloud Umbrella
"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."
Duck Hunt
Thinks he's too cool for school.
Early cyborg.
bird interprets modern art
"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."
Best before 65 million BC.
'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'
"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."
A man walks his dog wearing a cone.
"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."
Ice shelfie.
"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."
'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'
"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."
"Now, why didn't I think of that?"
'Anorak anoraks'.
A trevor of trainspotters
'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'
Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.
Inflating Boobs.
Dog selling toilet water on front lawn
'Don't you think it's just a little weird to have a cemetery for houseplants?!'
It's great for pulling the birds!
Quirky Bird Keeper Gifts Collection
Quirky Bird Keeper Mugs
Discover our collection of quirky bird keeper mugs filled with humor and charm, perfect for brightening any bird lover’s morning.
Quirky Bird Keeper Pillows
Find cheerful, bird-inspired pillows that bring quirky charm and personality to any cozy corner of their home.
Quirky Bird Keeper Prints
Browse our unique bird keeper prints to add colorful, humorous art to their collection and celebrate their avian passion with style.
Quirky Bird Keeper T-Shirts
Explore our range of playful bird-themed t-shirts, designed to showcase the quirky spirit of passionate bird enthusiasts.