Quirky Fish Keeper Gifts

"Things hadn't been the same for Binky since the goldfish hired a piranha bodyguard."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"She's just being Koi."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"I don't do windows."

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

Leak in the fish tank.

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'I wish I was creative'

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

A house cat fishes in a goldfish bowl

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"