Fish Keeper Gifts

'I've made my choice - when do we order?'

"This Dry January thing is going to be a real challenge."

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"Bless you."

"I found this place on Waterbnb."

A house cat fishes in a goldfish bowl

Dog drinking out of fish bowl, "How many fish were in the bowl before I started drinking?"

'Don't get too excited, I made the same mistake when I first arrived: It's plastic...'

'Of course I ate the Goldfish: What did they expect me to do? It's my nature, I can't help it...'

'Of course I ate the Goldfish: What did they expect me to do? It's my nature, I can't help it...'

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

I don't care what your friends think of it Jerry....

'Shhh. He's just playin' dead. Thinks he can service The Flush.'

"He is a terrorist! He's got a glass cutter!"

"Don't talk to your dad - he hasn't had his morning coffee yet!"

Fishbowl Outhouse Outhouse Aerator

'Go on - they're organic!'

'It's a nice day. Go play outside.'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"She's just being Koi."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

"I don't do windows."

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

Leak in the fish tank.

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

'I wish I was creative'

Fish-tank Skyscraper.