Fish Tank Keeper Gifts

"I don't do windows."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"She's just being Koi."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

Leak in the fish tank.

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'I wish I was creative'

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

'So what have you been up to?'

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

'Twitter for goldfish.'

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

'All I said was 'belly up to the bar'.'

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"