Fish Tanks Gifts

'Why is there so much chlorine in this water?'

'Clown fish ... '

'So...maybe this staring contest was a mistake?'

'So what have you been up to?'

'All this humidity is terrible for my sinuses.'

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"Doing anything special today?"

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"She's just being Koi."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

Leak in the fish tank.

"I don't do windows."

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

Drinking Companions

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

"I swear, Bob, if you say "I'll think about it and circle back to you" one more time...X"

Cat in tank sees fish form letters to spell out, 'Help'.

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

"After we bought the aquarium, the pump, gravel, grass and heater, we couldn't afford any fish."

Fish tank filled with sardines.

"I think we are overfeeding the fish!"

Frankenfish

Pet Store: Clown Fish.

FISH ESCAPE.

Skinhead guppy.

'Russell, it's not necessary to take the goldfish out for a walk.'