Fish Tank Aficionados Gifts

"Reincarnated as a goldfish, I must have done something terrible in a previous existance...I must have been a piranha"

"After we bought the aquarium, the pump, gravel, grass and heater, we couldn't afford any fish."

Horror movies

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"He was a sea rescue."

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Leak in the fish tank.

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Cat eats date.

Fishing Boat Derby

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

'So what have you been up to?'

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

'They speak fish!'

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

'Usually when a man promises me a fish dinner, I naturally assume it will be at a nice restaurant.'

Taking goldfish for a walk.

Tartar sauce.

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

Fish school toilet protocol.

They were a prehistoric tribe that worshipped a fish deity. Ich-theology.

One of a kind.

"So that's why they are called Perch!"

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

'Do you make fish cakes? It's his birthday!'

'Jimmie,it's not nice to call someone a bigmouth.'

'I'm a freshwater fish in a saltwater world...'

'Sometimes when I'm stressed out, I just float here and watch them walk around.'