Fish Tank Geek Gifts

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Leak in the fish tank.

"I don't do windows."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

'So what have you been up to?'

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

'Does my bum look big in this?'

"After we bought the aquarium, the pump, gravel, grass and heater, we couldn't afford any fish."

"I wish you wouldn't buy things from people who come to the door."

Hope and pray it's nothing more than a 'Spectator Sport'!'

'Ladies... gentlemen... I imagine you're all wondering why you've been invited to this think tank.'

"But if the three of us work together, maybe we can get rid of that cat once and for all."

"Are you new around here?"

Golf war: 'Fore!'

'It's not art - I just overfed my goldfish!'

Snub Marine

Tom prepares for his hot date.

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

Donald Rumsfeld

'But this IS my mobile home!'

Beware of dog sign (tank)

The Trench-Sealer

Think Tank

Fish don't get away with silent gas.

'Will you get your eyes tested, you've put the hamster in the fish tank!'

"He's the cutest little thing, and when you get tired of him you just flush him down the toilet."

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

'Do you think he recognizes us?'

George realized that eating up the neighbourhood had caused a certain extent of loneliness.

Man in a tank with several grannies painted on the side

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

Panzer Hut.

"We find it calms the patient."

Fishing in the aquarium.