Fish Tank Geek Pillows

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"I don't do windows."

Leak in the fish tank.

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

'So what have you been up to?'

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

"After we bought the aquarium, the pump, gravel, grass and heater, we couldn't afford any fish."

"Tractors, Sir - thousands of 'em!"

'Does my bum look big in this?'

"I wish you wouldn't buy things from people who come to the door."

Hope and pray it's nothing more than a 'Spectator Sport'!'

'It's not art - I just overfed my goldfish!'

"But if the three of us work together, maybe we can get rid of that cat once and for all."

Golf war: 'Fore!'

Snub Marine

"Are you new around here?"

'Ladies... gentlemen... I imagine you're all wondering why you've been invited to this think tank.'

Tom prepares for his hot date.

Donald Rumsfeld

'But this IS my mobile home!'

Beware of dog sign (tank)

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

'Will you get your eyes tested, you've put the hamster in the fish tank!'

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

Think Tank

The Trench-Sealer

"He's the cutest little thing, and when you get tired of him you just flush him down the toilet."

Fish don't get away with silent gas.

'Do you think he recognizes us?'

Man in a tank with several grannies painted on the side

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

George realized that eating up the neighbourhood had caused a certain extent of loneliness.

Panzer Hut.

"We find it calms the patient."