Fish Tank Lover Pillows

'Don't complain! This is 100% better than being chased by predators say and night!'

'Will you get your eyes tested, you've put the hamster in the fish tank!'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

"I don't do windows."

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

The Da Vinci Cod

Leak in the fish tank.

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"Lap fish..."

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

'So what have you been up to?'

Blind man feeding an empty fish tank

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

'I'm tired of this bread and water diet.'

"Especially modified you say..."

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

"Get your lunchbox, you're going!"

"It's my helper trout!"

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"