Fish Tank Fanatic Pillows

'There goes the world's largest fish.'

Fishing in the aquarium.

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

'Nice throw...'

Fish in bowl: 'What's new?'

"But if the three of us work together, maybe we can get rid of that cat once and for all."

"The Weather Channel says it could be one of the worst storms on record."

"Since he won the lottery he thinks he's too good to hand around with us."

'Well somebody put tartar sauce on Goldie!'

Leak in the fish tank.

When to back off...

'Say, we do look good against a dark background.'

'So what have you been up to?'

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

'Have you noticed that Harry has a twitch and is as mad as a haddock? Do you suppose it's mercury poisoning?'

"Oh, dear God, more kitsch."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"He was a sea rescue."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Fish snorkling above water.

A Preschool of Fish

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

Kids with Fish Balloons

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'Guess who netted it.'

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.