Fishtank Aficionado Pillows

"Yes, they're growing up fast, but don't worry, they're not likely to leave home anytime soon..."

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"It's o.k., come on out."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Leak in the fish tank.

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

'So what have you been up to?'

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

Making fun of Starfish.

"After we bought the aquarium, the pump, gravel, grass and heater, we couldn't afford any fish."

'Does my bum look big in this?'

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

"I wish you wouldn't buy things from people who come to the door."

"But if the three of us work together, maybe we can get rid of that cat once and for all."

Hope and pray it's nothing more than a 'Spectator Sport'!'

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

"I was so shy I hid to sound her out. When the echo came back, she sounded really good looking, and the rest, is history..."

Golf war: 'Fore!'

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

'But this IS my mobile home!'

Donald Rumsfeld

Beware of dog sign (tank)

The Trench-Sealer

"He's the cutest little thing, and when you get tired of him you just flush him down the toilet."

Think Tank

Man in a tank with several grannies painted on the side

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

Panzer Hut.

'Will you get your eyes tested, you've put the hamster in the fish tank!'

"We find it calms the patient."

Fishing in the aquarium.

"Oh, dear God, more kitsch."