Fishtank Philosopher Pillows

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

reincarnated worm...

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Chicken soup for the sole.

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

"Cat got your tongue?"

They were a prehistoric tribe that worshipped a fish deity. Ich-theology.

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

"My husband is fishing. . ."

"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?"

Fish near-death experiences.

"Are you new around here?"

'It's not art - I just overfed my goldfish!'

Fisherman get a good catch.

"Just once I would like to laugh or to frown."

Snub Marine

'This is the eight hundred and sixty-seventh day of my captivity - How about you?'

Fish Food

'Ladies... gentlemen... I imagine you're all wondering why you've been invited to this think tank.'

"But if you teach him to fish, you have fed him for a lifetime."

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

"If man evolved from apes,does that mean we came from Sea Monkeys?"

'Do you think he recognizes us?'