Think Tank Philosopher Pillows

Early American Think Tank.

"Here's a free tip for you, kid: learn how to brood. Most people in the world mistake it for depth."

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

Light Bulb Moment

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

Bright idea

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

The Thought Process.

Sigmund Freud.

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"It's o.k., come on out."

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

"Bonk!"

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

"Must be another paradigm shift."

The first week of the brainstorming session went slowly.

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

Men in office, pose as Rodin's: The Thinker. A sign on the wall reads: THINK.

'Would you believe it took 60 people and a half a million dollars to come up with that?'

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

Information about information about information about information.

I think therefore I am.

Domestic Spying Drones

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

"The boss spent the day bouncing ideas off me!"

"Actually, I worked my way up from ideas and you can too!"

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"