Think Tank Advisor Pillows

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

Light Bulb Moment

Bright idea

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

The Thought Process.

"It's o.k., come on out."

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

The first week of the brainstorming session went slowly.

'Would you believe it took 60 people and a half a million dollars to come up with that?'

Men in office, pose as Rodin's: The Thinker. A sign on the wall reads: THINK.

Think tanks.

"The boss spent the day bouncing ideas off me!"

"Actually, I worked my way up from ideas and you can too!"

'Think OUTSIDE the box, not ABOUT the box.'

"I tried bouncing a few ideas off Bob but they bounced back."

"Our funding runs out in a month. Will everyone please think a little faster?"

Man at door of Think Tank sees signs Closed Now a Thought Tank.

A man having a light bulb screwed into his head.

"Sir, you said that it's high time to fix the problem, so I rearranged the furniture, watered the flowers and made fresh coffee. If that wasn't enough then maybe we should find some problems that fit our solutions."

Think Tank

"Here's a free tip for you, kid: learn how to brood. Most people in the world mistake it for depth."

Early American Think Tank.

Culturally significant problems solved.

"We had a pregnancy scare last month. We thought Joe gave birth to an idea."

'Is this where they're conducting the focus group?'

Gobbledygookologist

Think Tank, we are looking to hire 'free thinkers' because our budget has been cut.

Could you check and see if my mind is back there anywhere?

'One pundit tonight is from a think tank, the other writes 'Books for Dummies'.'

'It's called lateral thinking.'

"I'm not either goofing off! - I'm doing a thought experiment!"

'Can anyone throw something that will stick?'

"Why, sir, I'm beginning to think you don't value my creativity!"

"I keep asking you for ideas, Hibblemeyer, and you keep drawing blanks."