Fishtank Philosopher T-Shirts

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

reincarnated worm...

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

"My husband is fishing. . ."

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

"Cat got your tongue?"

"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?"

Fish near-death experiences.

'Ladies... gentlemen... I imagine you're all wondering why you've been invited to this think tank.'

"Just once I would like to laugh or to frown."

Fish Food

'It's not art - I just overfed my goldfish!'

"Are you new around here?"

Snub Marine

'This is the eight hundred and sixty-seventh day of my captivity - How about you?'

"But if you teach him to fish, you have fed him for a lifetime."

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

'Do you think he recognizes us?'

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

"We're studying Walden Pond today."

"If man evolved from apes,does that mean we came from Sea Monkeys?"