Fish Tank Philosophers T-Shirts

"Yeah, it's a nice thought. But how were you planning on lighting that candle?"

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Leak in the fish tank.

Chicken soup for the sole.

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

'So what have you been up to?'

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

"Cat got your tongue?"

They were a prehistoric tribe that worshipped a fish deity. Ich-theology.

"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?"

Fish near-death experiences.

"But if the three of us work together, maybe we can get rid of that cat once and for all."

"Just once I would like to laugh or to frown."

Fish Food

'Ladies... gentlemen... I imagine you're all wondering why you've been invited to this think tank.'

'This is the eight hundred and sixty-seventh day of my captivity - How about you?'

Snub Marine

"Are you new around here?"

'It's not art - I just overfed my goldfish!'

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

'Do you think he recognizes us?'

'Don't you find watching people relaxing?'

Fish don't get away with silent gas.

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

Fish-losophy

"If man evolved from apes,does that mean we came from Sea Monkeys?"