Fish Tank Philosophers Prints

"Yeah, it's a nice thought. But how were you planning on lighting that candle?"

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Leak in the fish tank.

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

'So what have you been up to?'

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

"Cat got your tongue?"

"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?"

Fish near-death experiences.

'It's not art - I just overfed my goldfish!'

"Are you new around here?"

"But if the three of us work together, maybe we can get rid of that cat once and for all."

"Just once I would like to laugh or to frown."

'Ladies... gentlemen... I imagine you're all wondering why you've been invited to this think tank.'

Snub Marine

Fish Food

'This is the eight hundred and sixty-seventh day of my captivity - How about you?'

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

'Do you think he recognizes us?'

Fish don't get away with silent gas.

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

"If man evolved from apes,does that mean we came from Sea Monkeys?"

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

George realized that eating up the neighbourhood had caused a certain extent of loneliness.