Fish Philosophers Prints

"I can't wait to retire and just go with the flow!"

"Remember me? You caught me on the Beaverkill, opening day, 1952."

'It's a note from the fish: 'We're on holiday, no flies for two weeks.''

'Mummy-do you believe in cod?'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

reincarnated worm...

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

Flea Philosophy.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

"Cat got your tongue?"

"My husband is fishing. . ."

"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?"

Fish near-death experiences.

'This is the eight hundred and sixty-seventh day of my captivity - How about you?'

Snub Marine

"Are you new around here?"

'It's not art - I just overfed my goldfish!'

Fish Food

"Just once I would like to laugh or to frown."

'Ladies... gentlemen... I imagine you're all wondering why you've been invited to this think tank.'

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

'Do you think he recognizes us?'

"If man evolved from apes,does that mean we came from Sea Monkeys?"