Philosopher Fish Appreciator Prints

"Just once I would like to laugh or to frown."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

reincarnated worm...

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"She's just being Koi."

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Chicken soup for the sole.

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

They were a prehistoric tribe that worshipped a fish deity. Ich-theology.

"My husband is fishing. . ."

"Cat got your tongue?"

"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?"

Fish near-death experiences.

Fish Food

"Are you new around here?"

'It's not art - I just overfed my goldfish!'

Fisherman get a good catch.

The truth about Vincent Van Gogh's ear...the fish were really biting, & he ran out of bait!'

Snub Marine

"Put the oven on dear, I've picked us up a lovely leg of salmon."

'I love all of your brothers and sisters, but you're my favorite.'

'This is the eight hundred and sixty-seventh day of my captivity - How about you?'

'Ladies... gentlemen... I imagine you're all wondering why you've been invited to this think tank.'

"What have you been saying about me to the goldfish?!