Fish Tank Enthusiasts Pillows

'How's the new goldfish? He's just eaten the cat.'

"Aside from the claustrophobia, ground up mealworms, depression, and looking at you pucker your lips all day... life is just peachy!"

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Horror movies

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

Leak in the fish tank.

The Da Vinci Cod

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

Cat eats date.

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"Lap fish..."

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

Blind man feeding an empty fish tank

'So what have you been up to?'

'I'm tired of this bread and water diet.'

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

"Get your lunchbox, you're going!"

"It's my helper trout!"

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.