Tank Enthusiasts Pillows

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

"Now the last part of the driving test, driver: Parallel parking..."

"And if social-distancing is your bag, this little runabout ticks all the boxes."

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"It's o.k., come on out."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Leak in the fish tank.

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"Especially modified you say..."

'So what have you been up to?'

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

'Does my bum look big in this?'

"After we bought the aquarium, the pump, gravel, grass and heater, we couldn't afford any fish."

"I wish you wouldn't buy things from people who come to the door."

"But if the three of us work together, maybe we can get rid of that cat once and for all."

Golf war: 'Fore!'

Hope and pray it's nothing more than a 'Spectator Sport'!'

The Jumping Tank

Donald Rumsfeld

Beware of dog sign (tank)

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

'But this IS my mobile home!'

The Trench-Sealer

Man in a tank with several grannies painted on the side

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

Panzer Hut.

Think Tank

"He's the cutest little thing, and when you get tired of him you just flush him down the toilet."

'Will you get your eyes tested, you've put the hamster in the fish tank!'

"We find it calms the patient."