Tank Enthusiasts Gifts

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

"Now the last part of the driving test, driver: Parallel parking..."

"And if social-distancing is your bag, this little runabout ticks all the boxes."

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"It's o.k., come on out."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Leak in the fish tank.

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"Especially modified you say..."

'So what have you been up to?'

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

"Tractors, Sir - thousands of 'em!"

'Does my bum look big in this?'

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

"After we bought the aquarium, the pump, gravel, grass and heater, we couldn't afford any fish."

"I wish you wouldn't buy things from people who come to the door."

The Jumping Tank

Golf war: 'Fore!'

Hope and pray it's nothing more than a 'Spectator Sport'!'

"But if the three of us work together, maybe we can get rid of that cat once and for all."

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

Beware of dog sign (tank)

Donald Rumsfeld

'But this IS my mobile home!'

Panzer Hut.

The Trench-Sealer

"He's the cutest little thing, and when you get tired of him you just flush him down the toilet."

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

Man in a tank with several grannies painted on the side

Think Tank

'Will you get your eyes tested, you've put the hamster in the fish tank!'