Water Tank Enthusiast Gifts

'Men are such suckers for a new water tank!'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Bring your own inflatable.

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"It's o.k., come on out."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Leak in the fish tank.

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Lifesaver!

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

'So what have you been up to?'

"Especially modified you say..."

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

A family playing in the sea

'Does my bum look big in this?'

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

"Tractors, Sir - thousands of 'em!"

'Household water use'

"I wish you wouldn't buy things from people who come to the door."

"How are we supposed to refill the rivers?"

Freddie's water

Children playing around a water pump

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

Swimming Champion.

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

Hope and pray it's nothing more than a 'Spectator Sport'!'

Golf war: 'Fore!'

"But if the three of us work together, maybe we can get rid of that cat once and for all."

The Jumping Tank

"If you drink eight glasses of water every day, you'll due fully hydrated."