Tank Aficionados Gifts

"There was a bee."

Family of tanks.

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"It's o.k., come on out."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Leak in the fish tank.

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

'So what have you been up to?'

"Especially modified you say..."

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

"After we bought the aquarium, the pump, gravel, grass and heater, we couldn't afford any fish."

'Does my bum look big in this?'

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

"I wish you wouldn't buy things from people who come to the door."

Hope and pray it's nothing more than a 'Spectator Sport'!'

Golf war: 'Fore!'

The Jumping Tank

"But if the three of us work together, maybe we can get rid of that cat once and for all."

Donald Rumsfeld

Beware of dog sign (tank)

'But this IS my mobile home!'

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

'Will you get your eyes tested, you've put the hamster in the fish tank!'

Panzer Hut.

"He's the cutest little thing, and when you get tired of him you just flush him down the toilet."

Think Tank

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

Man in a tank with several grannies painted on the side

The Trench-Sealer

"We find it calms the patient."

Fishing in the aquarium.