Tank Aficionados Gifts

"There was a bee."

Family of tanks.

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"It's o.k., come on out."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Leak in the fish tank.

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

'So what have you been up to?'

"Especially modified you say..."

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

'Does my bum look big in this?'

"Tractors, Sir - thousands of 'em!"

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

"After we bought the aquarium, the pump, gravel, grass and heater, we couldn't afford any fish."

"I wish you wouldn't buy things from people who come to the door."

Golf war: 'Fore!'

The Jumping Tank

Hope and pray it's nothing more than a 'Spectator Sport'!'

"But if the three of us work together, maybe we can get rid of that cat once and for all."

Donald Rumsfeld

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

Beware of dog sign (tank)

'But this IS my mobile home!'

Think Tank

Man in a tank with several grannies painted on the side

Panzer Hut.

The Trench-Sealer

'Will you get your eyes tested, you've put the hamster in the fish tank!'

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

"He's the cutest little thing, and when you get tired of him you just flush him down the toilet."

"We find it calms the patient."