Tank Lover Gifts

"Especially modified you say..."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Leak in the fish tank.

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

'So what have you been up to?'

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

'Does my bum look big in this?'

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

"I wish you wouldn't buy things from people who come to the door."

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

Water skier being attacked by giant fish.

The Jumping Tank

Hope and pray it's nothing more than a 'Spectator Sport'!'

"But if the three of us work together, maybe we can get rid of that cat once and for all."

Golf war: 'Fore!'

Beware of dog sign (tank)

Donald Rumsfeld

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

'But this IS my mobile home!'

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

Man in a tank with several grannies painted on the side

A Cow Tank.

'Next time, we set up camp during high tide.'

Panzer Hut.