Tank Lover Gifts

"Especially modified you say..."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Leak in the fish tank.

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

'So what have you been up to?'

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

"Tractors, Sir - thousands of 'em!"

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

'Does my bum look big in this?'

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

"I wish you wouldn't buy things from people who come to the door."

"But if the three of us work together, maybe we can get rid of that cat once and for all."

Hope and pray it's nothing more than a 'Spectator Sport'!'

Golf war: 'Fore!'

Water skier being attacked by giant fish.

The Jumping Tank

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

Beware of dog sign (tank)

Donald Rumsfeld

'But this IS my mobile home!'

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'

Man in a tank with several grannies painted on the side

Jack and Jill