Fish Tank Enthusiast Gifts

"We find it calms the patient."

The story of 'The Great Leak' was passed down from generation to generation.

"'We should get a trampoline' you said, 'It'll be fun' you said!"

Hope and pray it's nothing more than a 'Spectator Sport'!'

' I hope this adds a little enjoyment for you. '

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

'I wish he wouldn't sit there eating chips!'

Captain Pointy No.52 - Fishflakes Toothpaste

Alexander Hopson - retired submarine commanding officer.

'He's coming back, Bob! Abort mission! Repeat! Abort mission!'

Girl sanitising fish tank.

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"Beats hanging around the water cooler."

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Leak in the fish tank.

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

"I don't do windows."

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

The Da Vinci Cod

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"Lap fish..."

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

'I'm tired of this bread and water diet.'

'Twitter for goldfish.'