Fish Tank Enthusiast Mugs

"We find it calms the patient."

The story of 'The Great Leak' was passed down from generation to generation.

"'We should get a trampoline' you said, 'It'll be fun' you said!"

Hope and pray it's nothing more than a 'Spectator Sport'!'

' I hope this adds a little enjoyment for you. '

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

'I wish he wouldn't sit there eating chips!'

Captain Pointy No.52 - Fishflakes Toothpaste

Alexander Hopson - retired submarine commanding officer.

'He's coming back, Bob! Abort mission! Repeat! Abort mission!'

Girl sanitising fish tank.

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"Beats hanging around the water cooler."

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

Leak in the fish tank.

The Da Vinci Cod

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

"I don't do windows."

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"Lap fish..."

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

Blind man feeding an empty fish tank

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

'So what have you been up to?'

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

'I'm tired of this bread and water diet.'