Fish Tank Fanatic Gifts

'There goes the world's largest fish.'

Fishing in the aquarium.

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

'Nice throw...'

Fish in bowl: 'What's new?'

"But if the three of us work together, maybe we can get rid of that cat once and for all."

"The Weather Channel says it could be one of the worst storms on record."

"Since he won the lottery he thinks he's too good to hand around with us."

'Well somebody put tartar sauce on Goldie!'

Leak in the fish tank.

When to back off...

'Say, we do look good against a dark background.'

No caption (An Egyptian sits reading a papyrus. On the table next to him is an aquarium in the shape of a pyramid).

'So what have you been up to?'

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

'Have you noticed that Harry has a twitch and is as mad as a haddock? Do you suppose it's mercury poisoning?'

"Oh, dear God, more kitsch."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"He was a sea rescue."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Fish snorkling above water.

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

Kids with Fish Balloons

A Preschool of Fish

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

Big Fish Packing Co - Our Flounder.