Fish Tank Lover Gifts

'Don't complain! This is 100% better than being chased by predators say and night!'

'Will you get your eyes tested, you've put the hamster in the fish tank!'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

"I don't do windows."

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

Leak in the fish tank.

The Da Vinci Cod

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"Lap fish..."

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

'So what have you been up to?'

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

"Get your lunchbox, you're going!"

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

Blind man feeding an empty fish tank

'I'm tired of this bread and water diet.'

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

"It's my helper trout!"