Toy Tank Enthusiast Pillows

'Gentlemen, the fate of the free world depends on us getting more little toy tanks and ships!'

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"It's o.k., come on out."

Leak in the fish tank.

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

Man fishing in goldfish bowl - "Its always been the same with you Norman.. No ambition."

'So what have you been up to?'

"Especially modified you say..."

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

'Does my bum look big in this?'

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."

"I wish you wouldn't buy things from people who come to the door."

"But if the three of us work together, maybe we can get rid of that cat once and for all."

Golf war: 'Fore!'

The Jumping Tank

Hope and pray it's nothing more than a 'Spectator Sport'!'

Donald Rumsfeld

Beware of dog sign (tank)

'But this IS my mobile home!'

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

Think Tank

"He's the cutest little thing, and when you get tired of him you just flush him down the toilet."

'Will you get your eyes tested, you've put the hamster in the fish tank!'

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

Man in a tank with several grannies painted on the side

Panzer Hut.

The Trench-Sealer

"We find it calms the patient."