Toy Tank Enthusiast Mugs

'Gentlemen, the fate of the free world depends on us getting more little toy tanks and ships!'

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"It's o.k., come on out."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Leak in the fish tank.

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

Man fishing in goldfish bowl - "Its always been the same with you Norman.. No ambition."

"Especially modified you say..."

'So what have you been up to?'

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

"Tractors, Sir - thousands of 'em!"

'Does my bum look big in this?'

"I wish you wouldn't buy things from people who come to the door."

The Jumping Tank

Golf war: 'Fore!'

Hope and pray it's nothing more than a 'Spectator Sport'!'

"But if the three of us work together, maybe we can get rid of that cat once and for all."

Beware of dog sign (tank)

Donald Rumsfeld

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

'But this IS my mobile home!'

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

'Will you get your eyes tested, you've put the hamster in the fish tank!'

Man in a tank with several grannies painted on the side

The Trench-Sealer

"He's the cutest little thing, and when you get tired of him you just flush him down the toilet."

Think Tank

Panzer Hut.