Fish Tank Enthusiasts Prints

Freedom! Responsibility...Consequence.

'How's the new goldfish? He's just eaten the cat.'

"Aside from the claustrophobia, ground up mealworms, depression, and looking at you pucker your lips all day... life is just peachy!"

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Horror movies

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Leak in the fish tank.

The Da Vinci Cod

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

Cat eats date.

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"Lap fish..."

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

'Twitter for goldfish.'

'I'm tired of this bread and water diet.'

"Get your lunchbox, you're going!"

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

Blind man feeding an empty fish tank

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

"It's my helper trout!"