Fish Tanks Mugs

'Why is there so much chlorine in this water?'

'Clown fish ... '

'So...maybe this staring contest was a mistake?'

'So what have you been up to?'

'All this humidity is terrible for my sinuses.'

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"Doing anything special today?"

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"She's just being Koi."

Leak in the fish tank.

"I don't do windows."

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

Cat in tank sees fish form letters to spell out, 'Help'.

"I swear, Bob, if you say "I'll think about it and circle back to you" one more time...X"

Fish tank filled with sardines.

Drinking Companions

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

"After we bought the aquarium, the pump, gravel, grass and heater, we couldn't afford any fish."

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

"I think we are overfeeding the fish!"

Frankenfish

FISH ESCAPE.

'Russell, it's not necessary to take the goldfish out for a walk.'

"He seems to have a lot of anger bottled up inside."

Skinhead guppy.

"I don't think you fully thought out your escape plan!" "Meow..."

But Darling, how could I possibly have an affair?